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Stevie Jay just whipped it out, and I almost had an accident in my pants when I saw it. I’m talking about the brand spanking new iBook. If you like the Blueberry iMac, you’re going to love this. A blazing fast G3 processor is right inside of this machine, with speeds that will make Internet Explorer launch in under ten seconds. This thing has no legacy ports. You have a lot of floppies, you say? Throw them out, they’re no good on this machine. Optical drive, USB, Ethernet, and modem ports are what this baby ships with.

It’s got a beautiful 12” display with a mindblowing 800x600 resolution. 32 megs of RAM, a 3.2 GB hard drive, and the amazing Mac OS 8.6 ship with this portable as well. The best part is for last, though. Wireless networking is completely built in and integrated, and AirPort Base Stations are up for sale now, making this the ultimate wireless machine. Hell, it even has a handle on the back in case you don’t know how to carry it. Overall, this 300 MHz beast is an amazing product that we can’t wait to get our hands on!