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Category: Photo
Developer: Glentwood Pty Ltd
Minimum Requirements: iPhone OS 2.0
Compatibility: iPhone and iPod touch
File Size: 1.5 MB
Price: $1.99
Availability: Now
Version Reviewed: 1.5

The premise of this review is that you need an application to make pictures of breasts bounce. So, if you feel yourself thinking, “Why? Why in heaven’s name are you telling me this?” remember that this review will be written entirely within the context of this premise, and I will remind you of it, when necessary, by using an asterisk (*).

So, you need to make pictures of breasts bounce*. You need to do this on your iPhone, because you can’t always count on being at your desktop when this situation arises. And you need to be able to share these images with your friends.

With but one caveat, Wobble iBoobs (Premium Uncensored) is the application you must have*. Because, by God, it allows you to grab photos from your photo library, assign Wobble points, and, by shaking the iPhone, cause its graphic processor, which probably has more computing power than sent men to the moon, to make it look like women’s boobs are bouncing. Adjusting the amount and time of wobble are additional features*, but if you turn them up too high, the effect will be unrealistic*.

But there is one problem with this application*: sharing these photos with your friends*. Because in order to upload these photos to the Internet* as Flash video, you must register (for free), then log in on the Wobble iBoob (Premium Uncensored) application. The problem* is that the buttons on the sign in screen overlap: the one to create a login (which takes you to Safari) completely covers the buttons which allow you to log in, making the latter impossible. So, after you’ve made all these pictures of bouncing breasts, you won’t be able to show them to anyone else, but will simply be watching them by yourself*.

Now, while this version of Wobble iBoobs is referred to as “uncensored”, there is a $0.99 Lite version. And I think “uncensored” is a poor word choice here, because while the premium version has additional features* like intensity and duration controls*, blow-to-wobble** (which uses the iPhone mic, so iPod touch users are left out*), and wobble activation by finger gestures***, the content itself isn’t censored. You’re free to upload any picture you like. In fact, the Wooble iBoobs iTunes page offers a long list of helpful internet search terms to find appropriate* pictures. Just in case you don’t, you know, have anyone you know you could take pictures of to use in this application. So you should only pay the extra dollar if you feel you really need those features*.

Apple lists the appropriate age for this application as “not yet rated,” by the way.

The log-in problem cripples the share feature* and the premium value over the lite version is debatable*, but for the maximum options of making breasts bounce, Wobble iBoobs (Premium Uncensored) is a simple program that will fill the needs of its users*********.